Why does UPS sponsor NASCAR?

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
10/04/2014 at 18:41 • Filed to: None

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UPS only makes right turns

NASCAR only makes left turns

Their whole operations are totally incompatible with each other :p


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > dogisbadob
10/04/2014 at 18:43

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This....this is genius.


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > dogisbadob
10/04/2014 at 18:53

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UPS can make left turns, it just takes them three times longer.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > dogisbadob
10/04/2014 at 19:24

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it brings balance


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Cebu
10/04/2014 at 20:08

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Not really, our new system they're testing out my buildling has us do left turns all the time, and it saves time actually. Computer pretty much plans out shortest possible drive all day, so, lots of u-turns and alot of left turns on main roads, but it saves time and miles somehow


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > dogisbadob
10/04/2014 at 20:12

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But which foot do NASCAR drivers step on when exiting the car? That could be the synergy right there.